15:27:24 GMT <jinijiini> OK WHAT IS REDIS
15:28:06 GMT <_ikke_> jinijiini: https://redis.io/
15:28:59 GMT <jinijiini> hmm so it stores things like excel?
15:29:27 GMT <_ikke_> It's an in memory data store
15:29:38 GMT <jinijiini> in memory data?
15:30:10 GMT <jinijiini> k googled so it keeps most of stuff on ram or sth?
15:30:15 GMT <_ikke_> yeah
15:31:17 GMT <jinijiini> hmm when would i use it
15:33:29 GMT <_ikke_> I gather you are not a programmer?
15:34:40 GMT <_ikke_> It's not something you'd use directly as a user (like you would with excel)
15:34:50 GMT <_ikke_> other programs use it to store and retrieve data
15:35:14 GMT <jinijiini> why not write it in a file? its slower?
15:35:27 GMT <_ikke_> yes, and less structured
15:35:40 GMT <_ikke_> And what happens if two programs need to write at the same time?
15:35:47 GMT <jinijiini> aah ok
15:36:08 GMT <jinijiini> there isnt anything by default for this already?
15:36:16 GMT <_ikke_> 'by default'
15:36:27 GMT <jinijiini> mmm like already there in ubuntu or sth
15:36:38 GMT <_ikke_> There are many ways to store data
15:36:47 GMT <_ikke_> It all depends on what you need from it
15:37:00 GMT <jinijiini> a command says ram_store(thingi) and done
15:37:07 GMT <jinijiini> u type it in terminal and etc
15:37:13 GMT <_ikke_> Nope
15:37:17 GMT <jinijiini> hmm y not
15:37:21 GMT <_ikke_> There needs to be a program that keeps it in memory
15:37:38 GMT <_ikke_> You cannot just store something in ram
15:37:44 GMT <jinijiini> ok:o hmm
15:37:59 GMT <jinijiini> when would i use sth like this btw?
15:38:11 GMT <jinijiini> example?
15:38:12 GMT <_ikke_> You can use redis as a cache
15:38:20 GMT <jinijiini> could u make a tutorial for retards or sth?
15:38:23 GMT <jinijiini> ah:o
15:38:45 GMT <jinijiini> so if i have a game or sth like cod i could tell it to put all stuff in ram and it would and be faster right
15:39:36 GMT <_ikke_> jinijiini: It needs to be in your memory before it can be used
15:39:40 GMT <_ikke_> the game itself takes care of that
15:40:23 GMT <jinijiini> hmm ok this may be useful then:o
15:40:34 GMT <_ikke_> redis is something that is used by other programs
15:40:41 GMT <_ikke_> it's not something you can add to a program
15:41:07 GMT <jinijiini> so can i make programs like firefox or sth use it to make it faster?
15:41:11 GMT <_ikke_> nope
15:41:15 GMT <jinijiini> y not:<
15:41:20 GMT <jinijiini> k what can i use
15:41:34 GMT <_ikke_> I don't think redis is useful for you
15:42:13 GMT <jinijiini> ok who can use it usefully
15:42:45 GMT <_ikke_> people who build applications can choose to use redis
15:43:25 GMT <_ikke_> They write their programs to communicate with redis
15:43:38 GMT <_ikke_> mostly on servers
15:52:04 GMT <minus> _ikke_ fell for the troll
15:52:46 GMT <_ikke_> minus: I gave him the benefit of the doubt
15:52:49 GMT <_ikke_> /her
15:53:00 GMT <jinijiini> its her
15:53:06 GMT <jinijiini> and stfu minus nigger
15:53:14 GMT <minus> i prefer 'it'
15:53:27 GMT <jinijiini> shoo
15:53:36 GMT <jinijiini> usuxz
15:53:38 GMT <jinijiini> sux*
15:53:43 GMT <minus> yes, yes, i'm leaving
15:53:44 GMT <jinijiini> 1v1 rust
15:53:50 GMT <jinijiini> snipers
15:53:52 GMT <jinijiini> nigger
15:53:54 GMT <jinijiini> omg
15:54:03 GMT <jinijiini> do u even use redis
15:55:56 GMT <badboy_> we really don't need those here...
15:57:16 GMT <minus> thanks
15:58:52 GMT <badboy_> I guess I can trust you with this ;)
15:59:14 GMT <*> minus  goes on a rampage ;)
15:59:28 GMT <*> _ikke_  hides